Michael Jackson: Greatest Hits for ERP Users

… or songs you should listen to while working with an ERP system:

You Are Not Alone – a customer representative will be with you shortly. Please hold the line!
Beat It – I’ll fix the label printer myself!
Dangerous – The old server is on fire because your boss decided that a new one is not necessary.
In the Closet – Where’s that interface the vendor promised us?
Black or White – As a project manager, you probably already know that implementation can only be a success or a failure
Remember the Time … when you could still track inventory without having to go check in the warehouse?
Who Is It … that sent all invoices to the wrong customer?
Keep the Faith – Still waiting for those bugs to be fixed?
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough … sales orders into the system and then please try NOT to use the “delete all”  button.
Heal the World – try lean manufacturing. If that doesn’t work, try this:

Blame It on the Boogie
Blame it on yourself (sunshine)
Ain’t nobody’s fault (moonlight)
But yours and that boogie, boogie, boogie (good times)
All night long (boogie)